because of all these funerals it's got me thinking, what would i want my funeral to be like. so, here a few things i want.

-i want everyone to wear white, none of the black bullshit. it's annoying. funerals are for beautiful send offs, not dark ones.
-i want a white casket, a white outfit, and a white liner in my casket. i also want the funeral home where i'm at to make my room very very bright. they always leave it so dark and rank, eww.
-i'm in the mood for some mummification.
-i want an open casket and an open funeral. anyone can go, and anyone can see.
-i want everyone to put their pictures in my casket. everyone who goes has to put a picture in. so, maybe not everyone can see me, only those carrying pictures and put them in =]
-that money&card bullshit has to go.
-don't send my family any fruit baskets, they don't do much of anything except rot.
-bury me somewhere else. i don't want to be near anyone in my family. make it interesting. maybe, under a tree but in a really inconvenient spot. something weird that will cause hell =] in life, in death.
-don't cry at my funeral. if i was alive i wouldn't cry at your's. funerals are not for crying but remembering.
-please, no priest at my funeral. i don't need a man who touches little boys for a living doing my last rites. i want my service outdoors, at the cemetary, by a justice of the peace thank you very much.
-i'm not leaving a will. dispute amongst yourselves.
-here are a few things to bury me with: a guitar pick, if i have glasses then put them in, a baseball of some type, maybe wearing a boston hat, and put in something from my profession, whatever that will be.
-i want 3 songs played at my funeral: helena;my chemical romance and 2 others to be named later.
-i want my eulogy to be an open forum, i want people to stand up and say whatever they feel. don't sugarcoat and if you have something you don't like about me get it out in the open. start a riot.

and that's it for now. =]