I got really bored today and decided that I'm going to make some top 10 lists, and this is the first, My Top 10 Favorite South Park Episodes. I chose these out of my liking for them, not their timelessness, hilarity, or anything like that. And some of them I left out for a reason because well, quite frankly, I really just didn't like them. As much as most of you did, I didn't. Therefore, bitch, whine, moan, complain in comments. We'll debate. They are in an order.

10. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub- In this episode Stan and his family go a meteor shower party at Mr. Mackey's house. Gerald and Randy decided to participate in mutual masturbation, which Randy just can't take and blows up about. Stan unfortunately gets stuck with Butters, Pip, and Dougie, the losers of the class. They end playing games and trying to make the best of it. Soon after the ATF starts to think the party is some type of cult celebration and that they're going to kill themselves. In the end though, the kids save the day because they show the ATF it is, indeed, not a cult. Stan ends up liking the geeks but when Kyle returns from the Jewbilee he goes right back to his old ways. This is one of my favorite episodes because it completely ties in the episode before it (dropping Shelley off at Cartman's house) and the following episode (Kyle and Kenny's time at Jewbilee). It's also just mad hilarious.

9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants- The boys donate money to the Middle Eastern kids and in return get a goat. They kids head to Iraq to return the goat where they end up getting abducted by Osama bin Laden. The only person that can outsmart Osama? Cartman of course. They go through a sort of Bugs Bunny type thing, really hilarious. In the end, they end up blowing bin Laden up, forever defeating him. Don't forget, the Iraqi kids helped too. This episode made it here because it's just darn hilarious (Bugs Bunny on South Park and Osama making out with a camel) and you get see the Iraqi versions of the kids.

8. The Wacky Molestation Adventure- I haven't seen this episode in forever but I'll say what I remember. The kids end up saying that all the adults in town "mo-les-ter-red" them so they can basically get the town to themselves. Pretty soon the town turns into anarchy with the whole town splitting up into either Kyle and Stan's side or Cartman's side. A man and his wife with a broken down car roll into town in the middle of the chaos. Both of the sides are trying to get the other's book and whoever gets them wins. They were soon revealed to be lying and the families returned and South Park went back to its normal mountain town ways. This is one of my favorite episodes just because you get to see what anarchy would really turn into.

7. Spooky Fish- Another one of the great South Park Halloween episodes and probably my first South Park Halloween themed episode. Stan's "Aunt Flo" who comes every month and makes his Mom irritable decides to bring Stan a fish, which turns into a killer fish. This drives his Mother basically into insanity and begins burying the bodies in the backyard, thinking Stan has been doing it. Officer Barbrady soon catches on to what is going on, so Sheila decides she'll just lock him in the basement. The boys end up returning the fish to a pet store right on top of an Indian burial ground, but also there is a portal between two worlds. Into which a bad Kyle and Stan and a good Cartman come out. The boys end up sending the bad Kyle and Stan back, but misfire and send the good Cartman back, while leaving the regular one behind. I think this episode is great because it introduced "hella" to my vocabulary and I love Pet Sematary. Presented in "Spooky Vision" might I add.

6. Rainforest Schmainforest- This choir that sings about the rainforest, Getting Gay with Kids, comes to South Park to sing about the rainforest and why it should be preserved. Kyle, Cartman, Stan, and Kenny decided to make fun of them and end up getting forced to go on a trip to sing with them in Costa Rica about the rainforest. They end up getting taken on a tour of the rainforest where they get lost, and Cartman begins bitching and runs off. Everyone in the group finally get wicked pissed off about it. A girl, Kelly, ends up getting just a little too attached to Kenny. Also, did you know Jew's can't keep to beat? Anyway, Cartman runs into people who are loggers and use them to save everyone. They end up reworking their song and singing that song instead. I learned one of catchphrases, 5 minutes after the fact .. "Que?", from this episode. And it's hilarious watching the lady talk to people and put her head to the side. Jennifer Aniston guest voices!

5. Cow Days- In this episode these people win a trip to Cow Days. Not exactly the place they wanna go on vacation. The boys try to win some Terrance and Phillip dolls from a game there but it ends up being rigged. Kyle attempts to call shenanigans, but they come up with a better plan by entering Cartman in the rodeo to win money so they could play to their heart's delight until they got it. Cartman ends up hitting his head, getting amnesia and thinks he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. They end up entering him in it anyway which he wins. The guy decided that rather than they play for the dolls forever they can just buy them. Turns out the dolls are shitty and they call shenanigans again, this time causing a riot ("Rabble rabble rabble!") that ruins the festival. During all this, the cows of the town steal the cow clock and begin worshipping it. The people try to put the cows in their proper place but the cows end up committing mass suicide to escape. This episode just fucking owns, nuff said.

4. Scott Tenorman Must Die- Probably one of the craziest episodes in South Park history. Scott Tenorman sells Cartman his pubes, knowing Cartman would be stupid enough to buy them. Cartman ends up embarrassing himself in front of everyone and he does everything he can to get those pubes back, being tricked by Scott at every corner. He finally decides that he's going to hold a Chili Con Carnival. Chef, himself, and Scott enter chili. Scott put pubes in his chili, hoping that he'd trick him again. Well, he was wrong. I'm not going to go into the entire plan but this episode is just plain sick. I love this episode just because it proves that Cartman isn't as stupid as we thought.

3. Cartmanland- Yet another Cartman oriented episode. Cartman's grandmother dies and leaves Cartman 1 million dollars saying the rest of the family will spend it on crack. Cartman decides to use the money to buy his own theme park, bothering Kyle to no end. Kyle ends up getting a hemorrhoid and losing all of his faith in God because the evil get good and the good get jackshit. Cartman ends up having to open the park to more people everyday, and Kyle ends up in the hospital, about to die after giving up all hope. Cartman gets so fed up by having so many people in the park he sells it back to the original owner. Then the IRS takes all his money after he fails to file his taxes and payouts and then money for Kenny's parents, who were suing. Kyle comes around in the end and his faith is restored. I love Kyle Broflovski, which is why this one is #3.

2. Hooked on Monkey Fonics- Yet another Kyle episode. There is a school spelling bee and the 2 home school kids, Rebecca and Mark. Kyle falls in love with Rebecca, annoying her parents to no end. Thinking their daughter will turn into a whore they try to keep her away from Kyle as much as possible, although he comes and sings under her window. Mark asks to go to public school, and his wish is granted. Although he gets taped to the bench. Kyle ends up kissing Rebecca which kinda drives her off the edge. She got so much pleasure from kissing Kyle that she decides to become a whore and kisses every guy she sees. This pisses Mark off and he goes to beat the shit out of Kyle. In the end though, Mark and Rebecca get viewed as cool, and fit in well at South Park Elementary. While, on the other hand, the adults tape their father to the flagpole. I'm not entirely sure if Rebecca and Kyle are still together, but it would be interesting to know. I love this episode because #1, it's Kyle and #2, Cartman's Mom gets him Hooked on Phonics .. with a monkey and a drum set that taps out word syllables!

1. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers- You've gotta read the title a few hundred times to get it, but it is a parody of Lord of the Rings. Stan's parents tell to the kids to bring LoTR to Butters, which turns out to be porno which they don't realize until they pop it in and see LoTR rather than Backdoor Sluts 9, one of the most hardcore pornos ever made. Well, they send the kids to get it back, which they do, and Butters turns into a Gollum like being. They soon run into the 6th graders who attempt to take the video. The kids do end up getting it to the table of elders, and Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Jimmy, Kenny (he's still trapped in Cartman's body), Craig, and Fillmore are commissioned to bring the tape back to the video store. But only after Talengar the Black (Token) watches it and proclaims with no explanation that "he's not playing anymore." As they go the kids end up running into kids playing Harry Potter, to whom they proclaim are "fags". Jimmy sacrifices his character's life for them to get the tape back and after all that, Fillmore and Craig decide to go play Harry Potter, leaving it down to Cartman (plus Kenny), Kyle, and Stan to get the tape back. Butters has been stalking them this whole time and offers to help them. When they reach the video he attempts to steal which makes them throw him in the chute with it. The 6th graders are about to beat the shit out of the boys when the parents show up and try to put the movie "into context", thinking they've seen it. O.O It gets interesting. Butters, as usual, is forgotten in the chute.

Long, drawn out, and it's the best episodes ever bitchs. =]

i've decided i'm gonna change a few things about myself.

i wanna become a minimalist. it's not an actual type of thing but it's an art form for music and things, which is basically music&art which is stripped down right to it's core. very simple. i want to be a very simple person. not as complex as i am. just a very straight forward, take me or leave me person. i think that would do really good.

i also want to slow down and actually live life, which is basically making me look like a stoner. but whatever, if i do i do, who cares.

i'm gonna start shrugging off peoples problems and stop butting my nose in where it doesn't belong. and i'm just not even going to give advice, as much as it's needed and appreciated. i just seriously can't handle some shit. and everyone else's problems cause me mental stress and i just can't handle it.

i'm gonna do something bad and start keeping shit inside, it just annoys me when stuff just goes around. so it'll stay with me. i can carry my own baggage thanks.

i'm also just going to relax and be a kid. all i do is watch the news, i'm gonna start watching different channels and cartoons and stuff. get back to the grassroots of what i used to be. it's a start and maybe it will reflect into the rest of my life?

that's about it.

i have finally figured out why i shall be single for the rest of my life.

it's kinda sad when you'd rather be single than have to tell someone you like them.

actually rather fucking stupid.

nice amanda, realllllllllllllllll nice.

i've got audioslave and zack de la rocha all figured out.

a few weeks ago it was announced that chris cornell was leaving audioslave. this was announced maybe like a month or 2 after they announced that rage against the machine was reuniting for one show. mind you, outside of cornell it's ratm territory.

i sense a return of one of the most political bands in music history.
yes my friends, rage against the machine has (or could be) returning. =]

because of all these funerals it's got me thinking, what would i want my funeral to be like. so, here a few things i want.

-i want everyone to wear white, none of the black bullshit. it's annoying. funerals are for beautiful send offs, not dark ones.
-i want a white casket, a white outfit, and a white liner in my casket. i also want the funeral home where i'm at to make my room very very bright. they always leave it so dark and rank, eww.
-i'm in the mood for some mummification.
-i want an open casket and an open funeral. anyone can go, and anyone can see.
-i want everyone to put their pictures in my casket. everyone who goes has to put a picture in. so, maybe not everyone can see me, only those carrying pictures and put them in =]
-that money&card bullshit has to go.
-don't send my family any fruit baskets, they don't do much of anything except rot.
-bury me somewhere else. i don't want to be near anyone in my family. make it interesting. maybe, under a tree but in a really inconvenient spot. something weird that will cause hell =] in life, in death.
-don't cry at my funeral. if i was alive i wouldn't cry at your's. funerals are not for crying but remembering.
-please, no priest at my funeral. i don't need a man who touches little boys for a living doing my last rites. i want my service outdoors, at the cemetary, by a justice of the peace thank you very much.
-i'm not leaving a will. dispute amongst yourselves.
-here are a few things to bury me with: a guitar pick, if i have glasses then put them in, a baseball of some type, maybe wearing a boston hat, and put in something from my profession, whatever that will be.
-i want 3 songs played at my funeral: helena;my chemical romance and 2 others to be named later.
-i want my eulogy to be an open forum, i want people to stand up and say whatever they feel. don't sugarcoat and if you have something you don't like about me get it out in the open. start a riot.

and that's it for now. =]

sometimes i feel that i get treated like god, or the messiah or w/e you wanna say. and i don't like it. makes me feel like i'm an egotistacal maniac who is bent on destroying the world. i feel like i have a fucking ego when i'm told i don't.

people tell me all the time that i'm so cool and that i rock and all that. i think it's crock. i don't agree. i'm no better than anyone else in this world.

you people need to stop putting yourselves down in front of me while raising me onto another pedestal higher than your own. it's fucking annoying.